Sorry about the long schism between posts, I was out camping for 4 days. Weeeee, it was a blast!!! XD I came home smelling like Daddy Long Leg Dick and Poopies!!! Also, cheg out the new layout, w00t.

Anyways, so, I was reading this article about how “internet, savvy myspacers” have found a hack into viewing the photos that have been set to private by UNDERAGE TEENS!!!! I think it’s funny because the whole article focuses on how the hack is used to view these photos of younger teenagers, as if it were specifically made and can only be used to look at the pictures of pre-pubescent girls or worse BOYS! CUZ ALL FAGZ ARE PEDOZ OMG AND THEY R GOING TO HAIL XD

With the popularity of the awesome show, To Catch a Predator, I think folks are cracking down on kid-diddlers like they didn’t exist before 4 years ago. If you go to one of those sites where you can see all the registered sex offenders in your area, I think you’ll find out that most people in your area are registered sex offenders, all of them, every single one of them, probably YOU.

Myspace automatically sets anyone’s profile who is under 18 to private so that only their friends can view their profile and photos. In terms of practicality I guess it’s fine, you have pictures now all our friends have easy access to them, whether they are nood pics or no.

The profile privatization of minors is fairly recent and prior to it most people could view anyone’s profile that was public regardless of age. And this is going to sound weird and I don’t know if I agree with the point I am about to make… But isn’t it better for a pedophile to go on myspace, look up little Lisa’s pictures of her trip to the pool and have a jerk, then to not have this option and go to the pool and offer Lisa some Werther’s Caramels ™ and a trip in his station wagon.

Of course teenagers are especially slutty on mspace in the internet, but I’d much rather have a pedo jerking to my (pretend non-existent) daughter’s face with out me or her knowing then have him be forced to act on his crazyboos “desires.”

Myspace jerking is better to child porno jerking because kids aren’t forcefully being exploited and aren’t forcefully being sexualized. They are just being teenagers and being silly enough to put themselves on the internet and therefore being observed by whomever.

Just like Kirsten Dunst in Interview with a Vampire and Natalie Portman in The Professional, although these little girls were obviously and blatantly being sexualized in the movies, I am sure Uncle Jim-Joe had a jerkfest when these movies were made available on VHS and better that then him giving an H-Jay to little Timmy when he’s sleeping in his race-car bed.

And, don’t get me wrong, I am not saying that just because pedos have something to jerk to doesn’t mean they won’t diddle some kid’s fiddle, I am just saying that I think they are less likely, at least some of them are. Wanting to fuck kids doesn’t necessarily make you stupid and if you’re cognizant you know that pedophilia is wrong and would probably prefer to not be crazy, hence why they are so secretive about it.

Just a thought..

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Posted: July 7th, 2008 under old people, pop culture, rant.
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