Mkay, so now that the new site is up and functional for the most part, let’s discuss some tings. I hate wordpress, but that’s neither here nor there… Anyway, the old feed should probably redirect to this one, but if it hasn’t then you should probably resubscribe.

Also, when commenting, there apparently is no way for the comment to just appear without having been approved, which is fucking stow-ped. I just want you all to know that I am not moderating comments and only choosing the ones that I like or want people to see. I am not a douche.

There is now an affiliates page, about page , general Whore Me page and a store. So snoop around, negros.

In other news….

Tyra Banks is a stupid bitch. But not for the reasons you might think. When people say, oh, Paris Hilton is really smart or Jessica Simpson is just acting, that’s fucking absurd. I however, genuinely believe that Tyra Banks is acting. I believe that she knows that women are stupid (THERE I SAID IT!) and knows who she is marketing herself too. Whenever she tears up, or takes off her bra, or jiggles her fat ass she is extremely calculated.

I think she is a stupid bitch because on some level she believes by dumbing herself down and genuinely acting like a retard she is making a difference. Obviously, a lot of people watch her show for ironic reasons, we know she is gonna act like a ‘tard and dress up like a homeless woman and be melodramatic and it’s fucking awesome every time. Unfortunately for the most part, I think lots of dumb bitches watch the show in earnest and think she is soooo cooool and approachable and OMG JUST LIKE ME, even though she is nothing like you. You stupid, dumb, cunt. I swear dumb bitches and feminists…

Tyra Banks is FUCKING AWESOME when she gets angry. When I was watching the Marta Crazy Gurl On Da Train video I was recommended to watch Tyra Banks’ episode with the Phelps family on it. Mrs. Phelps and her two daughters, semi-intelligent, hicks with greasy skin. They hate fags and the fag agenda. Here’s some background:

Hate fags all you want, but anyone who thinks President Bush is a Fag Pimp, is simply a silly goose McGee! I recommend watching more of his videos, cause they are all DEE-LISHOUS! ONWARD! To his crazy familia.

They call Tyra a “Fag Enabler,” probably the most AWESOME WORD in the world. It’s true, considering all the homos on America’s Next Top Model. You’d think after 10 cycles she’d have the decency to tell Mr. Jay that Bleached Blond hair is sooooooo fucking tacky. There she goes, enabling the kweerz. I guess the Phelps didn’t know a word already exists for this, it’s called, “FAG HAG.”

I think it’s funny when talk shows have notoriously prejudiced people just to argue with them.

The best part of this episode is when they zoom into the blatantly homosexual, black dude, who is decked out in glitter makeup and claps every time Tyra sasses one of the Phelps. Now that’s PREJUDICED!!! XD

Another awesome part is how uproarious the audience gets. They’re so offended and appalled by such hate! As if any of these negros and spiks would be comfortable having homosexuals around them. I know we live in an ever changing, more tolerant world, but fuuuuck me if this ghetto-ass audience knows anything outside of the Buy-Bull and Shutter Shades.

The kids in my school didn’t even believe in Evolution, oh but now, THE IGNORANCE OF MAN!

“WELL I NEVER, DAWG. SHALL I GO CLEAN MY MONOCLE IN TEDIOUS RANCOR OR SHALL I HOLLA AT THIS SHAWTY AND LICK IT LIKE LOLLIPOP? OH THE EXISTENTIALISM CONSUMES ME, YO.”

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Posted: July 1st, 2008 under Whore My Ass, reality tv, religion, reviews.
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