On Friday I went to see Mindless Self Indulgence. They fucking rock, probably one of the best live bands EVER, but that’s not what this is aboot, eh? (I’m Canadian now*)

So, after the concert, I was with my brother, a very large, colored man (however, significantly lighter than I am). He’s about 6′3″ and just as large in the other direction, if you catch my drift. (My drift is FAT, I’m sick of having to explain everything to you retards) I was also with my brother’s friend and his friend’s girlfriend. They are Puerto Rican, but are basically white, one has blond hair and blue eyes for fuck sake.

*Just Kidding I’m not a fake-nice, buhgina-face, douche-bag. But I sure love hyphens, *jizz*

Well, after the concert, we decide to take a taxi cab home. Getting a Taxi in Manhattan, more specifically mid-town, is already a bitch. Getting a taxi to go to the Bronx, from mid-town, is damn near impossible.

We walk a couple of blocks and keep trying to wave a cab over, to no avail. After a few more blocks we finally get one to stop, but he won’t go to the Bronx. A few more blocks and we get another to stop. This is the good part.

We are at the corner of the street, we wave the cab down. The cab stops in front of us, we start walking toward it. I see the driver sizing us up. I don’t care, be racist. Being racist in New York is a sure fire way to not get stabbed in the eye or the butt.

Anyway, as soon as my brother reaches for the handle of the door the cab ZOOMS THE FUCK OFF. Really you couldn’t see that you thought we were hooligans before you stopped?

Don’t stop, Fine. But don’t be an asshole about it. Fuck you, Paki-driver, cause I’m not a fucking pigment darker than you. Eat my asshole, you creepy fuck.

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