Okay so stickers are available now. Just look over there:
<————————– I ideally wanted the stickers to be free, but not having a P.O. Box would prevent you guys from SASE-ing me. So, I figure 1 or 2 dollars would be enough to cover the cost of shipping and envelopes and what not, they are basically free. Shipping overseas is just too fucking expensive unless you’d be willing to pay extra for it which is a bit silly, but if you’re desperate drop me an email and we can discuss. Just spread the word anyway you can. Make me awesome and karma will make you a millionaire, I promise.

ANYWHO

I hate moving. WTF!!!!

So the most logical way to move the site would be from blogger to wordpress. Well it’s great the wordpress has this option in JUST 1 2 3 STEPS! OMG I WANT TO CUT MYSELF… Of course the most important step doesn’t work, blogger will not authorize the import. OF COURSE NOT! But shit happens, I am calm, I google things, for any problem in the world google has 10 solutions.

EXCEPT FOR WHEN YOU’RE ME. Naturally, a buh-fucking-billion other people have the same problem and all the “answers,” people give are faulty, they don’t fucking work. Well fine then, fuck it.

My brother’s servers will kind of slow anyway, so I spend some cash to buy my own hosting. I’m trying to fuck around with it, POWWEB HAS WHAT?!? UNLIIIIMITED BANDWITH UNLIIIIMITED SPACE AND A UNICORN FUCKS YOU AFTER YOU HIT SUBMIT AT THE CHECK OUT AND YOU CUM LIKE 938491084908 TIMES POWWEB IS FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!! ONLY 3 DOLLARS A MONTH, NOTHING CAN POSSIBLY GO WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Except the first thing I notice when I am trying to buy this mother fucking hosting is that you don’t actually pay 3 dollars a month, they charge you for the whole year upfront, but a unicorn cumming on my tits was tooooo hard to refuse. So, again fuck it, I’ll be doing this for a year. If I don’t have unicorn AIDS or slit my fucking wrists first. (No Emo*)

*The younger, ironically, faggier brother, to NO HOMO

Well, I start fucking around with my account, trying to see the UNLIMITED potential of this awesome Unicorn Circle Jerk Premium Web Plan. The site WILL NOT INDEX. No matter hoooooooo
oooooow many times I access the “KNOWLEDGE BASE” which is another sign of blatant douchebaggery, otherwise they would call it a FAQ like a non-douchecunt. So now whenever you go to the homepage it reads, “YOU CANNOT ACCESS THIS SITE WITHOUT AN INDEX,” bitch there’s 97 indexes in there, none of those motherfuckers work.

I can see why people stick to shitty blogger, none of this other nonsense goes down and even if it did you’d b grateful because it’s free.

Well naturally, later on I try to install wordpress into my new hosting and of course that doesn’t work. So I try to fix it, assuming I am the one at fault I contact tech support. Of course their solution to the problem is the exact same thing that I was doing, I tell them, I already did these things, I say, “How will you know it will work this time?” they say, “It will work.”

WEEELLLLL OKAY THEN!! How is that a valid answer. HOW DO YOU KNOW? BECAUSE I JUST DO. Eat the dried shit from between my asshole. I just want a website that doesn’t look like a fucking geocities page. Goddamn it.

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Posted: June 17th, 2008 under Uncategorized, Whore My Ass.
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