I haven’t updated because I was busy participating in the Record breaking Keith and The Girl 72 hour Podcast. I had an awesome time! XD They’re probably the best podcast around, certainly the only one I feel is worth any of my time as of yet. I think anyone who’s ever been involved with the podcast is probably a billion times more interesting than anyone I’ve ever met and probably any of YOU. By you, I mean the tards, with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome that read this.

I feel like podcasting is a lot similar to blogging, in that 99.99999% of the buh-jillion podcasts that exist suck huge, rotting, bonobo-monkey balls. In fact I hate calling this website a blog because in my head this brings a certain connotation. Like: “MY LIFE IS WAAAY MORE INTERESTING THAN YOURS (except not)” or “I AM OLD.” or “SINGLE MOTHER, but ZESTY WOMAN.” or “I LIKE TO WRITE (except I suck at it)”

I have no problem with this, this makes my life a lot fucking easier. You have to have losers to have winners. And I am a winner.

But, I hate the fact that the best, most efficient way to make your blog popular is to network with other blogs. That sucks. I don’t want to fucking deal with 40-something year old, shitty, boring blogs about how their new born baby upchucks spinach cream baby food oh so cute. And fucking a’ maybe there is a demographic for that, I’m sure old people love that shit or maybe dumb bitches who like babies do. But I don’t got time, niggas.

I hate the fact that, most people just use blogs to make money with 348290483208 ads everywhere. Not that I don’t tell people to click my ads, but I don’t actually say that here >_>. And trust me, if I decided to become a writer to make money, I wouldn’t be a writer.

I hate blogs that just repost youtube videos, write “THIS IS FUNNY LOL,” and actually get traffic for someone else’s work. They did nothing. I can understand reviews, or even piecing together a movie from different clips or if it were the blogger’s own video. But it never is.

I hate blogs with 4 sentence posts about: “Today I went to the movies. It was fun. I had some popcorn. I like bubbles.”

I hate the word, “blog.”

I hate that blogs with all the things that I hate get more traffic than I do because they all link to each other and circle jerk each other and people who have free time that want to read something continue to go to these blogs even though they suck because they don’t have a choice.

READ THIS INSTEAD. IT’S ME MANIFESTO. MANIFESTO IS A WAY COOLER WORD.

Now, I think I am doing fine, considering the fact I have been doing this for a relatively short amount of time (all by myself) and have only seen numbers climb. But, to be honest, I’d like to be biggest, bestest, non-celebrity, non-niche, non-tech, non-journalistic, personal blog, EVER.

And I know that I can and that I will because I am a damn good writer. Fuck you and eat my asshole if you think other wise. Besides I know it’ll happen a psychic told me. I gave him a chill…he never gets those…

Anyway, part of the WHORE ME 2008 AD Campaign, other than grabbing my gydget
I’ve made stickers!Ignore my stubby fingers…

Now, I haven’t figured out how to get these to you. I was thinking SASE (self addressed stamp envelope, for you tards) but I don’t want you weirdos having my address. I could get a P.O. Box, buuut, I don’t have money to be throwing around and such… Maybe, paypal me a dollar for stamps and envelopes…I don’t know… Anyway, be prepared for a move, my bro is working on a new layout, so I may just be leaving blogger soon…

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Posted: June 16th, 2008 under I'm a Vagina McVaginastein, rant.
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