Malls are stupid. I went to the mall today to get some shorts because I needed some shorts. People that hang out in malls are retarded. No really, literally retarded, Downies everywhere! Juuuuuuust kiiiiiiddin.

Honestly, why would anyone go there unless they absolutely had to? Does one honestly think, “I’m planning a day out, I shall partake in a recreational happy fun day at my local Mall or Shopping Center. What shall I do? Oh look there are stores, I shall go to them!”

The thing about people who go to the mall on a regular basis is that they never buy anything. There is nothing else to do at the mall but purchase items. Oh wait no, you can sit on the couches they provide you…the nice warm, soiled couches…

Moreover, malls have to be the most exhausting environments. I was ready to get some shorts and just ended up getting a mocha frap and then getting dinner with my friend from one of the shit food places. We were there for like 4 hours and got absolutely nothing, I swear to fucking God malls slow down your fucking heart rate and turn you into a god damned consumerist zombie in the most literal sense of the word.

Enough about malls. I saw Indiana Jones with my parents who loved the first three movies. I don’t really remember much about them because I was too leetle. Well I’m not going to give anything away, except for things you probably already know.

My parents are pretty easily impressed. They can’t see why Arrested Development is funny and are pretty convinced Armageddon is a good movie. Even they didn’t like Indiana Jones and The Crystal of OMG We Ran Out of Ideas So It’s Either Aliens are Zombies The Kids Are Really Into That, Right?

I hate going to the movie theater with my parents because they talk EXTREMELY LOUD, and I don’t mean in the sassy way that other individuals might enjoy. Nope. I mean like:

“LOOK DID YOU SEE THAT? I WASN’T SURE IF YOU SAW THAT, EVEN THOUGH WE ARE WATCHING THE SAME MOVIE? ANSWER ME BITCH?! DID YOU SEE IT?! ”

Well that concludes, another one of the meh adventures of, oh fuck it…I give up….

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