Aye yie yie yie. The innate desire humans have to be an individual yet fit in is fascinating O_Q. These inmates decided to tattoo the whites of their eyes. The musical queues suggest that tattooing their eyes is a lot more scary than the crimes they committed, when really it’s just a lot more retarded and pointless than. But I guess at the end of the day credit card fraud doesn’t really have me shaking in my knickers. Read the rest of this entry »
Holy, wtf?! So this kid pleaded “no contest” to blackmailing other kids (dudes) at his school for sexy pictures. This douchenozzle and young-budding scumbag, posed as a girl to get dudes to send him cock pix, then he blackmailed them so that they’d have sex with him. Now, I don’t know what retarded 16-year-old boy would have gay sex in spite of his sexual orientation so that other kids don’t have to see his cock picks at school, which is the fodder Anthony Staci threatened them with.
When I put “fat people” in the sub-title of this blog I was JK. But for seriously, the amount of posts that revolve around the morbidly obese would lead me to believe they do have their own orbits, because my god are they center of my average-sized universe. Grrrrrl, bitch bedduh don’t. After watching a series of youtube clips from the British Series Supersize vs. Skinny I declared I would eat healthier, right now I am having a mochachino and some kind of brownie with peanut butter and coconut, I can see how fat people get fat… food is delicious. But grrrrl you bedduh watch yo’self. Well I was led to this video which I can’t embed because youtube disabled it, but I will post screen caps. Read the rest of this entry »
So, I am back or at least I am back until school starts again. So you’ll have a month’s worth of sassy deliciousness. Grrrrl, you know you want it. *slides it in* That’s right, I rape-blog you now.
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